Acoustic Guitar Jokes
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David Crosby Is Finger Pickin'!
If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around, does it make a sound?
What's the easiest way to get a guitarist to stop playing?
My guitar Is Broken!
A Ratty Performance If I Ever Saw One.
How Long Does It Take To Tune A 12 String?
What Is The Definition Of An Optimist?
Why are guitarist's fingers like lightning?
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a rhythm guitarist's car?
Did you hear about the luthier who won 1.5 million dollars in the Pennsylvania Lottery?
How many luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What is the difference between a Guitarist and a Mutual Fund?
Why are so many guitarist's jokes one-liners?
How many bluegrass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a luthier?
Here's a picture of a vintage bolt on neck.